I WANT YOU TO KNOW

Monday, April 30, 2007

happy birthday to my mummy
for the first time in my life
she actuali said the cake i got for her was nice
a yam cake
i actualli ordered 2 weeks b4 her birthday lo
veri wu xim right
went out for dinner with my god bro's family
a cool 12 ppl were there
and swop 6 crabs
2:black pepper
2:salt fried
2:chilli

the total bill came up to a whopping 180
wah lau...so ex hor..
and the uncle din even bother to pay for any drinks money lei
i mean i dun mean to bitch
but his daughter wan to drink green tea....an extra order
he shud bother to make some action to pay for his own daughter's drink right
not like my father is sitting damn near that girl lei
in fact he is sitting right opp while her own father is only a few seats away
he could have easily offered to pay
well anyways....

my mum had a happy time
cos she recieved a 1000 dollars diamond earring for her birthday
tell me she is blessed
haha

ate too much until i got backache
ouch!!

Saturday, April 28, 2007

i love smokey eyes and i cannot lie
beauty is something money can't buy
we just gotta work hard and try
i know i am plump and big sized
my face is the size of the full moon in the sky
one day i hope i can fly
to be as light as the pretty kites in the sky
i really wish i can cut my fats off slice by slice
just so that i can look nice nice
u have no idea how it feels to be double ply
so depressing u will wan to die
death shud not be on my list on my oh my
i know one day i will see the light

wo bian le ma?

Thursday, April 26, 2007

swimming is my best buddy now..
sleeping second
ahbuneh and gohpulu next
last will be studies...

veri lethargic now....
wanna sleep ~~~~~~

i love drinking beer too
beer nights are the best!!!!!

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

分手的事實終與打到我的心坎兒里
賜給他的傷
我的眼淚又算什么
最近心裡的空缺總是填不滿
像個在常言微笑的行屍走肉
別愛我
因為我真的不懂得去愛一個人

傷人的感覺真的很痛很痛

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Do u believe these pictures???
honestly this man look a bit like 九孔 right? hahaha

this is anatomically impossible
unless he doesn't have a nose bridge
aiya ...veri random pics found in my comp la
veri sian now
arghhhhhhhhh
study study study!!!!
my friend yanting is a graduate now
i believe liqi is too

i may the last underdraduate arnd amg mu frens
SIAN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeacjQbahPc
listen to this RAP
veri cool

Monday, April 23, 2007

today i was sandwiched betw 2 macho men
one displaying butterfly stroke
while another showed off back stroke
their speed amazing
imagine a slow frog being stuck in the middle
wat disparity

however the slow frog managed to swim a mighty 24 laps !!
4 laps more than her highest record
oh hooo~~~

her hands are sore
from swimming and the previous night standard obstacle course at west coast park
her legs are jellified
from the kicking and "self-contained" competition with the two macho man
haha
no la..
actualli when i see an old woman swimming beside me ..
i will try to swim faster to beat her
my self esteem is so low that i derive pleasure from beating old woman
god~~~

i love spending the day by myself

slept 2 hrs plus b4 waking for sch
drove my mighty toyota to my sch in rush hr
went to my fren house to see her guinea pig and eat lunch
off to jurong pt citi bella and have my manicure done
went home and relax for a cool 1 hr
swoosh to my sports complex for a good one hr swim
drove to my kopitiam and bought my bro and I's dinner
stop halfway at another coffeshop to buy my fav puto hitam
complained to the auntie tt yest puto hitam was like ko ko glue ..too starchy
she gave me 50 cents discount!! haha
then went home to enjoy my sumptuos and well deseved dinner
SHIOK

Friday, April 20, 2007

linyan is studying
from now till june 8
those who wan to send me condolences
send me money instead
those who wan to send me their excitement after their exams end in freak april and may
i send u one punch instead

those who wan to ask me go clubbing
i'll club u instead
those who wan to ask me eat supper
i'll eat u up instead
(ahbuneh and gohpulu no scared no scared k)

aim: to stay healthy while studying hard for my final yr!
no gain weight
no pimple popping
no frizzy hair
no dull skin
no gassy stomach

how do i achieve all these?
1) sleep well
2) do not sleep straight after eating
3) put on my fav garnier mask
4) slap on my night creams
5) 20 laps of swimming 2 times a week
6) occassional exercises when i rem
7) churn up my brain juices to keep my brain young and active

exams is good for us -----------NOT

Monday, April 16, 2007

BOB the Builder is IN TOWN

Starring :
Goh pulun as BOB
Ah buneh as the pangsai queen
Babooseng as the Bob's fan and reporter of the night

Bob the builder has just finished fixing a toilet bowl that was stuck with sai
so she decided to drive out for some supper
*somehow..the sai smell was apetite inducing to her*
the ever cautious driver, Bob, stayed true to her little helmet all the way
along the way..she saw a security guard posting a glance towards her
so she removed her protective shield
and offered a curtsy bow to the guard
and put on her helmet again
*
*
*
not wanting to have supper alone
she asked her ever ardent fan along with her
ME!
being so excited for finally meeting Bob
i immediately requested for a photo
oh ...how nicely that helmet framed her face silhoutte

a lil back tracking here
as i said earlier Bob was repairing a toilet bowl right
yea
ah bu neh called her hotline when her shit got stuck in the toilet bowl
Bob the builder came to her escue immediately
tho it was undoubtedly
VERY SMELLY
no matetr how proffessionel Bob is
she can't help pinching her nose
when the task was done
Bob invited ahbuneh the laosai queen along for supper too
thinking tt she must be hungry since all the food in her is purged out already
haha

sadly..i din capture her pic for the day
so had to dig out old pics of her
see her kek sai face
hahahaha

a few nights ago at my house
we were bored after a sumptuous meal at sakae
and decided to be creative
ah bu neh brought along her lao ah peks shirt
and we decided "one shirt three wears "
Starring:
Ah bu neh as the muscle cum fat woman
Goh pulun as the geek and mo xiao ling
Baboo as the wrestler who wear the undies inside out

the pics are hilarious
but as they are harmful to personal reputation and
poses threat and damages to our percieved beauty
i have blurred them for secrecy purposes
HAHA

but it was hell of a night

love my frens a lot

how do i live without u
if u ever go~~~~
how do i ever ...ever survive
how do i..how do i..oh how do i live..............................

haha so lame !!

Thursday, April 12, 2007

LOOK AT HOW SOR ZAI MY HAIR IS NOW

isn't it SWEEET looking?

yucks

my bangs are not even straight looking

i think it looked better when i cut it myself that time

i was uploading pics from my hp when suddenly this pic pops out
i din even rem i took this ugly poc of me

haha but nvm
i shall embrace however i look

this is a post of finger nails
all my pics will show my fingers
cos i jus did my fingers red
a month ago la
these pics taken veri long liao

u see ...
at this period of the yr
u will see many random bo liao pics here
reason?
cos i am 24/7 at my desk
with only my hp as the onli entertainment
and my table lamp just make everything look nice in pics
GET IT?
no?

my nice red nails
which cost 5 bucks
pretty cheap
yeap

TADA
newly done nails
nude pink base with purple crystals gem stones
DIY myself !!

at this point of time
i am abit ashamed of myself
for posting that 'Grrrrrr' pic
i was trying to be disgusting at first
then when i see the pic
"eh..nt bad lei"
i thot to myself
HAHAHA
21 going on to 22 still lidat right
aiya.....i must stop acting cute
it just ain't me
but pls
lemme indulge sometimes aik

ok been wasting too much time blogging
seriously need to study
even if it were onli for an hr

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

PEILIN'S BIRTHDAY BONANZA!!!!

WENT OUT FOR A FULL DAY CELEBRATION FOR OUR BIRTHDAY GIRL
seNTOSA
THEN MY MUM'S PLACE FOR DINNER
AND THEN oBAR FOR DRINKS
THEN STAYOVER AT YANTING'S

funfilled day to the max!!!

they are all dead corpse on the beach
;eaving poor me to hog the camera
haha
can't blame me for taking the nice shots with myself onli !!!

i love these childrens
such a nice scenery with them running arnd us
can't help the urge to take them
i think the parents were wary of me
in case i'm some kidnappers or something

we look like some green skin monsters
stupid yanting use her special effects on us
not onli her green t stood out
we all look bin ceicei

stupid shots before we say bye bye to sentosa

hui mo yi siao
haha
if we smile at u 3 times
we will marry u !!

my nice shoes
and miss goh's untra sexy back
haha

at yanting's
busy dolling ourselves up!!
me the pro make upper obviously finished the faster
so i was lalalaing around
see the above pics
look like ju-on lurking arnd her back right !!!

me and miss yanting's mirror

the b-day girl
aka miss confused

the b-girl and her best fren
or so she claimed
she can onli be my best fren
not other ppl
haha
so possesive !!!

shots while sober

after some guessing games

shots taken in stupor

at a prata joint after club

lastly
yours truly
i love my purple eyes
muacks

Sunday, April 08, 2007

PICTURES FROM BINTAN
almost a year ago
during my birhday trip
lurking sheepishly in my folders
i decide to spend 15 mins of my precious time picasa-ing
and another 15 mins posting
TA_DA!!!

on the ferry
look at our bungalow
so damn big

we even had our own swimming pool !!! now how cool is tt
u tell me !

BBQ at night
we qian li tiao tiao hand carried the seasoned pork chop
chicken wing prawns sotong bla bla bla
the styrofoam box even cracked when the bright wendy tried to stuff it in the conveyor belt scanner
PIAK!!!!!
all the prawns and prawn juice spilled out!!
haha
all strewn across the floor and the scanner
as a result the whole queue had to wait for us
so paiseh lei

did i tell u guys i really appreciate u guys for comiing?
that i really enjoyed my time together frolicking in the pool
snapping pics like mad
and eating till stomach burst?

another anecdote
wendy the sweet lady wanted to order cake for us
then while i was inside the house the phone rang
the the lady asked for wendy
so i tried to be joker
and said "yes?"
came the reply
"the cake u ordered ma'am ..yada yada yada yada"
then i told wenhui..
and asked her to hush hush hush about it
acting surprised and all !!!!

second day
having fun at the beach
nice sea
nice sun
but no nice games
for they are far too expensive
and we are all niaosters

then at night we went to the one and only onemarket place to walk walk
had ou sumptous dinner and fabulous tatoos for everyone of us

4 days three nights of fun and celebration
now this is the birthday i am talking about !
hahaha

BOOO~~~~

Friday, April 06, 2007

garnier whitening face mask is soooooooooooooooo good
and so cheap
watson having tt crazy sale again
1 for 2.90
wah bloody cheap
and it's good lei
i dunnoe why but garnier product always..and i mean always work for me
there are always some certain brand where it works tho it's cheap on you
there are 2 brands so far which really worked well for me
whitia softening lotion
and garnier dark eye ring cream
but the former has stopped production
damn
anyway ..i chanced upon this whitening mask from garnier and thot
'wat the heck.... lemme be white once again"
cos i had too many late nights out and my face is getting dull
TADA
face become fairer and more glowing !!!!
damn shiok and happy
haha

but i am still fat and ugly...
booooooooooooo

Thursday, April 05, 2007

went swimming
swam 6 laps + 12 laps.......18 laps!!
yea....

4 days of lectures. 9-5
damn freaking tiring
so damn shagged

Sunday, April 01, 2007

feeling very full now
eating my cherry tomatoes and big juicy grapes
it's time to get down to studies
went DXO yesterday
and it's one of the worse clubbin experience
the drinks there veri limited
first time we went to order onli got rum
second time we order only got borbon
wat the fuck riight
music is oso twice the speed
my god
every ppl there like spasm kings and queens

anyway a few pics from my clubbin last week at double O

the trios
forever on kakis
thanks girls for the late night outings

me and miss omn

first pic taken at double O
when the lip gloss still haven smudge...
niceeee

taken in the toilets
all mabo mabo already haha
the girl there is juz random girl whom we got to know
she shared her ang moh by with us
haha

me and idiotic pl
having fun at double O toilet

random pics
notice my hair is in braid?
haha
yanting sis help me do
can't really fit into this look
but a lil change sometimes is good!

attempts to pose which fail miserably
i sucks at this
really....

ok
ciaoz
go study liao
wasted too much time today